Friday, February 10, 2012

Gene Patenting: Yay or Nay?

Imagine this: There is a very tall pear tree in the garden. You found a way to climb up to the tree (where nobody can) and picked a pear from this tall tree. You come down and say, "I DESIGNED this pear. No one can use this pear or any other pears similar to this that grew from this type of "tall" tree, because I got there first. And if anyone wants to get this type of pear from another tall tree anywhere else, you have to pay me ROYALTIES before you have the right to use that other pear." It is also further emphasized that it is not the technology of climbing up that tree that is claimed an intellectual property, but the DESIGN OF THE APPLE ITSELF that grew from the tree that is subject to claims of intellectual property and rights that follow.

Everyone would think that to be absurd. But this is exactly what has been happening in the biological engineering world, especially in commercial laboratories such as Myriad. Throughout the decades, these laboratories have successfully isolated genes out from animals, human beings and vegetation, and have then patented the design of such genes. The act of patenting these genes mean that if anyone wanted to generate medical research that resulted from the exploitation of those patented genes will have to pay a fee to those companies, thus protecting the original company's efforts throughout the years of obtaining those genes.

Patenting Non-creative Matter?
A knowledgeable layperson would figure out that there must be something fishy going on here. And he/she would be correct. The problem here is about patenting things that the alleged author did not necessarily create.
One may design a machine for automatically create barrista-styled coffee, and subsequently patent the design of that machine to protect his/her rights. This is understandable arising from the fact that the creator would desire fruits from all that hard work, if the design is publicly used and benefits the society as a whole. The creator of that design should reap the benefits for his/her creativity.

This is not the case with gene patents. It is not the case that commercial laboratories are patenting the design of scientific mechanisms required to extract those genes (if it were, then the argument would've ended here), it is the case that commercial laboratories are patenting the design of the gene itself that they have extracted. It is of course, common sense, that those genes were not designed or created by the laboratories, but were merely animal/ vegetation products that were developed through evolution by natural selection, or if you so religiously inclined, created by _________ (insert deity/ deities of your choice).


So What's "Their" Side of the Argument?
Nothing. They've basically resorted to political or public policy arguments, most of which are legally weak submissions. It pretty much boils down to this: We've been patenting genes for years. A lot of us, commercial entities, would suffer loss from continuous profits that fund research and labs. Without such patenting systems, monetary benefits would disappear, and there would be no more incentives for future research and development.

This argument, I would opine, to be only partially true, if not even completely misleading. Firstly, there is nothing preventing the patenting of the mechanisms required for extracting those genes. If Commercial Laboratory X develops a machine or tool that, without such tool, those genes could not be isolated or extracted at all, laboratory X may by all means register patents over the design of those mechanisms, since it was laboratory X who developed such a design. This will ensure that whoever attempts to isolate similar genes, or in fact, different genes using the method developed by laboratory X will be required to obtain laboratory X's permission and pay them a fee they charge. Secondly, even if the extracting or isolating mechanism is easy enough that no one would be able to argue that any patent could be legitimately lodged, nothing in common law or statute prohibits laboratories from patenting genes that have been substantially transformed by the laboratories themselves. Therefore, it does not affect medications such as Gardasil that are developed from artificially manipulate genes that are used to treat various diseases. After all, the substantial transformation is a type of creativity, or original manipulation, applying for patents for such altered genes do continue to make logical sense in this way. Pharmaceutical companies and scientific research entities will not lose such patents and their profits from these areas of patents remain unaffected.


The only issue which might be one that I would be sympathetic towards supporters of gene patenting is the retrospective effect of a court ruling, as well as the proposed legislation i"Patent Amendment (Human Genes and Biological Materials) Bill 2011" in the Australian Federal Parliament. All current gene patent holders including the Science Department of my university, Sydney, would most likely through no fault or actual knowledge of fault of their own, suddenly be rendered as if patents that they have been holding till present never existed ab initio. The amount of compensation they would have to return due to wrongfully charging royalties or fees, as well as compensation towards hindering others from research to those whom they have refused to grant the right to use the genes they patented would be extremely large... the consequences would be dire.

But so what? That's how common law systems work (the ginger beer manufacturer had no idea that being negligent led to tortious liability, yet it had always been the law regardless of whether anyone had argued its existence before), and the proposed legislation did nothing more than to potentially clarify how the patents legislation was supposed to work anyway. The law was there all along, nobody bothered to look carefully or seek legal advice prior doing anything "ambitious". If you take the risk, you suffer the consequence, this time the consequence only came decades too late.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Gift Cards, Store Credit etc..

Ever bought gift cards for your friends as presents? It is pretty uncreative, and it shows you know nothing about your friend and what he/she really wants (unless it's the gift card, then my bad). It also restricts the receiver of the gift, or the "volunteer", from using it for other purposes other than what is specified within the conditions of the card.

But what if the company that generated the gift card goes bust? Many people think that the "money in the card" is to be treated literally like money. The only difference is that you can only use it in particular stores. If the store goes bust, can you get your money back? No! Unfortunately in that situation, you would end up as an UNSECURED CREDITOR. All that card meant was that, the "purchaser" of the card lent money to the company (interestingly, they charge a fee for you to lend them money), and they promised you that whoever comes up with the card, they would exchange the goods by releasing the debt they owe you, with some shops putting an expire date to their "loan".

That means, if the company is insolvent, you will only get a few cents off the dollar, if anything. And if you were not the one who purchased the card, under the doctrine of privity of contract, you don't even have standing to sue for the outstanding amount to begin with! Although the person who gifted the card to you MAY do so, there is no obligation other than a moral one that he/she has to do so, especially when the cost of litigation substantially outweighs the amount owed.

So what do you do if you receive such a crap present for your birthday or Christmas? The best way would be to fucking spend it all ASAP, or if you have no self-respect whatsoever, offer to swap the money from a paying customer using the gift card at the counter of the shop where the gift card originated.

Also, if you decide to return a good that is itself faulty (not working when bought, not matching description etc) and not your own fault (not because of change of mind, wrong size etc), NEVER settle for a "store credit" if the manager offers. Always ask for a replacement, or, if you don't want it anymore, ask for a FULL REFUND. You can never go wrong with that.

Knox Grammar School gave me a $100 gift card from Borders bookshop when I was in Year 11. I never used it. And now I shall never have the opportunity to use it, anymore... :-(


Sunday, January 22, 2012

Corporate Liars: Misleading and Deceptive Conduct


Officeworks (A large multi-chain stationery store) at Kogarah Bay, Australia
I moved the CLEARANCE sign sideways to reveal the price tag underneath...

Address:
385 - 395 Princes Highway
Carlton NSW 2218
Phone:
+612 8558 3400

Sunday, December 25, 2011

When Relationships Become a Form of Prostitution

If one partner does not contribute to a relationship in the form of monetary or labour means (non-sexual), and requires the other partner to satisfy all contributions necessary for the functionality of the relationship, the first said partner is a prostitute. Specifically, an Exclusive Prostitute, the relationship is of a de facto exclusive prostitution. This is the case regardless of gender, sexuality or financial circumstances.

I emphasize financial circumstances.

Just because you are less able to earn as much money as your partner does not mean you have no obligation to contribute to the relationship by other means, such as doing household chores, care for children, or find some low-income work to do. If you sit on your arse all day, and the only service you provide is accompaniment or sex, then apart from exclusivity, how the fuck are you different from a prostitute or an escort?

Quite some years ago a Chinese politician in Hong Kong named CHIM Pui Chung (詹培忠) said along the lines of "Every woman is a prostitute. A wife is a personal prostitute." A journalist asked him whether he would consider his mother a prostitute, which resulted in no response. I think he is incorrect. Whether a woman (or a man) is a prostitute (in a relationship, not necessarily a professional one), really depends on what type of relationship he/she is in.

Some utterly conservative and denialistic women would argue that a man should take care of his wife's financial/ labour needs when he marries the one he loves, as it is the gentlemen thing to do. I agree to the extent that if a woman is completely incapable of providing income or any support to the family due to physical, psychological or even political reasons (some fucked up countries have fucked up restrictions on women), then that's true. Otherwise chivalry ends and prostitution begins, for women demanded equality in this modern society. Well equality is here. You can't cherry pick what types of equality you want depending on which variety benefits you the most. You asked for the whole chunk of equality, you get the whole chunk of equality, which regrettably includes equality with regards to RESPONSIBILITIES.

And of course the phrase "it's the same with men" would definitely be stating the obvious.

For those who are furiously offended due to your relationship status to have impeccably fit in with the categories as described above, do curb your anger for just a tad second! There is nothing wrong with prostitution. In fact a society with healthy, civilized and legally regulated prostitution serves as a stress-relief mechanism for those who are sexually frustrated, handicapped or otherwise unable to find a mate to fuck. These professionals are nondetachable from any healthy society, and their existence is inevitable in any case, regardless of how any government attempts to eradicate them. In fact in Australia (where regulated prostitution and brothels are legal), we have a left-wing political party founded and administered by members of the adult industry! They are very decent people, very down to earth and are highly intelligent.

So whether you are a prostitute as a professional or inadvertently a relationship-derived one, there really is nothing to be ashamed of. It's just a way of life :)

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Lying to Kids about Santa Claus

Why do we lie to kids about Santa Claus?

From the beginning of the development of a child's cognitive ability, parents indoctrinate to their children the existence of the fictitious person of Santa Claus. The keen debater would argue that Santa Claus does exist in the form of St. Nicholas (4th Century saint and Greek Bishop). Of course this article is not talking about the latter, but the one that lives in the North Pole who gratuitously delivers presents to well-behaved children around the world (predominantly Western-influenced societies) as he soars in the sky with a magical sleigh. We've all heard of him before.

We've heard of him before, we all know it is a lie, yet we still deliberately lie to gullible children about it. The worse thing is, the entire community seems to have established a unanimous consensus to maintain the lie in order to keep the young children ignorant to the conduct of mass deceit: Fat old men hired to impersonate Santa Clauses in all major shopping malls, TV shows and movies all portray Santa Claus going through the list of good kids with elves wrapping Made-in-China toys in the background, every Christmas decoration more or less reminds children of the Santa Claus coming to town... All for the sake of having a so-called fantasy of a Happy Christmas.

Bull-fucking-shit.


Why lie to children? You may say to tell them the truth too early would burst that innocence and fantasy... but from what? The innocence is inborn which gets lost when they realize their parents have been lying to them, whereas the fantasy was again created by the lie itself. It's a cyclical logic of defence. There is no reason to tell them that Santa Claus and all that mythical crap is real in the first place. No reason at all.

It might be fun for adults seeing how gullible and eager the children await for the appearance of the Santa Claus, or that they get so happy when they receive Christmas presents and cards signed by Santa; But what if your children finally realizes that Santa Claus does not exist? They would realize that their parents have been lying to them throughout their whole lives, that the parents deliberately lied to them for their own amusement,and continuously did so with no remorse at all. What message does this send to the kids? What credibility do you have left in the perspective of your children?

On the other hand, once children realize that Christmas presents are given by their parents, it is indoctrinated that the custom of giving gifts among family and friends must be the norm during this time. This brings ahead an equally bad (if not worse) social problem: Consumerism. You see Christmas decorations in shopping centres and in public streets. Because it is the commercial entities and retail businesses who took this opportunity to create an illusion of a community sanctioned goods purchasing and a community expected presents giving. By creating a social stigma of an obligation to give presents (which in most cases, the receiver would not actually like anyway), the obligation inevitably extends to the need to purchase consumer products to satisfy that obligation, regardless of one's financial circumstances. This results in a large amount of the population suffering from immense credit card debts, failed mortgage payments and for the worst cases, bankruptcy due to the inability to repay debts.

You might think it's a long shot. But no, they are all linked within the chain of causation. All because of some fucked up lie your parents made you believe in the first place, and the eventually grasp of opportunity by commercial retailers to manipulate a childhood fantasy into global necessity of buying shit that no one wants.

Why don't we all think about what Christmas is all about? For the Christian/Catholic people, it's about celebrating the birth of their saviour, turning a Nelsonian eye to the fact that it is most likely that Jesus was born around the June/ July months due to the astronomical illustration in the Bible at the time of Jesus' birth. For those who are not so inclined, it is about celebrating the winter solstice where the Earth's axis has tilted to a particular degree, that apparently, deserves global celebration of such. Hence the pagan traditions of pine trees, red and green decorations and all the vegetation crap that you see around you during Christmas time.

That way, we all know it's not really a big fucking deal. And at least we can be sure our new year will not be covered with bills and invoices from credit card companies breathing down our necks for the next month's interest repayment.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Let's Try It Again

Conforming to a world of, as my friend Josh Griffiths would say, "intellectual masturbation", here I am starting a new blog... AGAIN.

No utterances of childish bullshit, no rants of trifling matters, and definitely no popular culture WHATSOEVER.

I shall begin.